I went camping yesterday night. It was supposed to be a three day thing, but then the wicca bitch told me I had to wipe with leaves. What the hell kind of nature trip is that? Thats too much nature for me. Give me my charmin rolls any day. Can you say urinary tract infection waiting to happen? I should go back to the campsite and douse her in bleach, lets see how many trees she hugs then.